the 5 0

the police

shit, its the 5 0

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Feburary 5

National couple day, go take your significant other out to eat and treat them well for the day.

Feburary 5, love your spouse!

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Halo 5

A great excuse for COD fanboys to call Halo a COD rip off.

A COD fanboys dialogue in Halo 5 multiplayer

"WTF? Spartan dash? EXO SUIT RIP OFF, WTF? Spartan armour? HEAVY EXO RIP OFF!, WTF? Master Chief? ALEX MASON RIP OFF!, WTF? UNSC? SENTINAL RIP OFF!, WTF A STORY LINE?!?! THANKS FOR RIPPING OFF COD MULTI COLOUR SQUARE COMPANY! YOU DESTROYED GAMING 4 EVER

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May 5

Give your girlfriend hugs from behind😍Kiss and smack her ass🍑🤩

May 5 is a day were you do freaky stuff to your girlfriend

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February 5

This day is where we celebrate our pet curing our depression! Now get your lazy self and spend more time with your pet!

Dog:woof woof *licks owners tears*

*owner giggles*

Owner:can't wait for February 5th!

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5-10

The age used to refer to girls that are under the age of 18, no matter how old they look, to refer to the jail time one would get from having sex with them.

dude 1: OH MAN! check out that hot chick over there.

dude 2: no way man, shes 5-10

dude 1: What? she has to be at least 16...

dude 2: no man, 5-10, trust me.

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fab 5

Michigan Fab 5 are Chris Webber, Jimmy King, Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard and Ray Jackson. The entire group played together for only 2 years because Webber went to the NBA after the season. The 5 lost in the Final Four, and really the Final 2, of the NCAA tournament basketball championship losing to the Duke Blue Devils in Minneapolis as freshman, then to the North Carolina Tar Heels as sophomores.

Chris Webber, Jimmy King, Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard and Ray Jackson set the trend in basketball at the time, yet now scandel has stolen their glory

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