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Jess: Did you see the new iphone 12?
Joe: Yes... It's just an iphone 11 Apple chooses to keep around a couple more years
Jess: But you can buy it in purple.
Joe: Purple?
Jess: Yes, purple, isn't that amazing???
Joe and Jess: *Screams AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa*
the person who is born on this day can be funny, but loud. they have great flexibility and a great personality (sometimes) they can be annoying at some parts in the day but they are a great friend to be around but can be emotional. they are also naturally very pretty
Boy 1 : “did you know Abigail is born on April 12?”
Boy 2 : “no wonder why she is so pretty!”
Boy 1 : “but she can also be pretty loud.”
The birthday of the best person in the world, the person who makes me feel great, the person who makes my life happy:)
Happy birthday joli
Look it's joli's birthday on April 12
May 12 is cuddle with your boyfriend/girlfriend day
Boy: Heyy, you know what day it is?
Girl: Yesss, May 12, let’s go
Man 1: what day is it
Man 2: June 12
Man 1: fuck day now come here
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A common example that a male will use to describe the size of his organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. Usually, the subject referring to this term has a maximum penis size of a tic-tac; if he's lucky.
1. I have a twelve inch penis.
2. Suck on my twelve inch penis.
3. That's nothing compared to my twelve inch penis.
4. My twelve inch penis would blow yours out of the water.
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The most ridiculous solo in the guitar world. It was invented by Goosetard. It is just two frets, 10 and 12 on one string, 1st. The half Goose, half Retard can't do the solo without having a Goose Fit.
Wow!! That solo looks really difficult!!!
Yeah! 10 12! You know, it has 2 WHOLE FRETS!!!
Woooaahhh.
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