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May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )
"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"
Hang out with your boyfriend day
Girlfriend:I’m hanging out with you today
Boyfriend:why
Girlfriend: it’s November 14 duh
National bake someone toast at 1 in the morning day it could also be national gay wedding day.
Dude I heard mike and joe are getting married on November 14. Bro we gotta get that toast to max my guy at one in the morning.
It’s my fucking birthday bitches
Some 1: happy November 14th
Me: aww thx <3
Tell ya crush you like him Or her❤️ It will give you a better chance with them
November 14 the best day to ask out your crush
International Throw a Short Person day, especially if they’re under 5’1
“I’m gonna throw Sara on November 14”
“Kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”