A+ fuckers
People who are born on Aug 24 are A+ fuck buddys
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This is a day the most silly, gorgeous, and kind-hearted, bad-ass bitch was born. This is the girl who you can stunt wit, be goofy wit, and cry wit. She will stick by your side through ups and downs no matter was. She takes risks to have fun. But most importantly will beat a bitch up for you if she has to. Her zodiac sign is a Taurus which means she is characterized by her stability and determination. Talented in so many different categories so nobody can stand this bitch up. periot.
person: wait im confused why is she such a bad bish
other person: duh cuz she was born on April 24
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1.) To put more work than your competitors
2.) To strive for greatness
3.) To demonstrate unbelievable amount of endurance or tolerance for pain
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do anything to the girl u like grab that ass kiss that bitch hold that whores hand tell her u like her for god sake she prob likes u back
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National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 24
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
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Sexy ass day. If your bday today you sexy af
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a scale used to determine how hot a member of the opposite sex is (or the same sex if you swing that way). it goes as follows - you have to say how much of a 24 (of beer, dumbass) you would have to drink to fuck someone, or they would have to drink to fuck you. the scale is all about comparing yourself to the person. 0 would be neutral, a + number would be for a person you are hotter than, and a - number would be for someone hotter than you. so rosie odonnell would be a 22 and someone like elisha cuthbert would be a -22. and if you are really extreme you would say someone takes a keg if they are really that bad.
damn that girl is fine, i'd say she is about a -12/
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