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Aug 24

A+ fuckers

People who are born on Aug 24 are A+ fuck buddys

by Bill gates foundation November 9, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


April 24

This is a day the most silly, gorgeous, and kind-hearted, bad-ass bitch was born. This is the girl who you can stunt wit, be goofy wit, and cry wit. She will stick by your side through ups and downs no matter was. She takes risks to have fun. But most importantly will beat a bitch up for you if she has to. Her zodiac sign is a Taurus which means she is characterized by her stability and determination. Talented in so many different categories so nobody can stand this bitch up. periot.

person: wait im confused why is she such a bad bish
other person: duh cuz she was born on April 24

by ilikedinosaurs.... oof May 21, 2020

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


24/8

1.) To put more work than your competitors
2.) To strive for greatness
3.) To demonstrate unbelievable amount of endurance or tolerance for pain

I'm on their necks 24/8

by Fresh Pepper January 29, 2020

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


october 24

do anything to the girl u like grab that ass kiss that bitch hold that whores hand tell her u like her for god sake she prob likes u back

do it bitch on october 24

by holy mother forking shirtballs October 16, 2019

26๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


January 24

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 24
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 6, 2019

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


oct 24

Sexy ass day. If your bday today you sexy af

omg his bday oct 24 so sexy

by ayeletgetitfamitslitahaha October 17, 2019

38๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


24 scale

a scale used to determine how hot a member of the opposite sex is (or the same sex if you swing that way). it goes as follows - you have to say how much of a 24 (of beer, dumbass) you would have to drink to fuck someone, or they would have to drink to fuck you. the scale is all about comparing yourself to the person. 0 would be neutral, a + number would be for a person you are hotter than, and a - number would be for someone hotter than you. so rosie odonnell would be a 22 and someone like elisha cuthbert would be a -22. and if you are really extreme you would say someone takes a keg if they are really that bad.

damn that girl is fine, i'd say she is about a -12/

by the December 12, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž