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food to fun ratio

The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.

"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."

"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."

by Sorryboutcholuck February 16, 2010

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balls to pussy ratio

Vital foundation for the positive outcome of a party, stating that there should at least be one vagina present for every testicle. As a result a party with a good "balls to pussy ratio" provides two females for one male.

"Dude, that party sucked. Seriously, there weren't any chicks at all."

"Yeah, it had a really crappy balls to pussy ratio."

by Mike Hoffster December 15, 2008

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cock to pussy ratio

The cock to pussy ratio, or cock:pussy, is a way of measuring the amount of guys in a group versus the amount of girls.
It can then be simplified down so if there were to be a sexual adventure the amount of cocks to pussys would be clear.

Oh no, don't invite Steve, he'll bump the cock to pussy ratio to 3:9

by JimPop November 24, 2008

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signal to noise ratio

The ratio of what a woman says that makes sense to what she says that makes no sense.

This ratio is generally never greater than 0.5.

Man: I think my wife was trying to tell me something, but her signal to noise ratio was too low.

by Tim McFadden August 28, 2003

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L/F Ratio

The L/F Ratio or Likes/Friends Ratio is designed to measure what percentage of your Facebook friends like your profile picture.

It is obtained by dividing your profile picture's likes by the number of friends you added, times 100%.
For example: 50 likes, 300 friends -> 50/300 x 100 = 16.7
The L/F ratio is a really handy tool when you want to figure out how many of your Facebook 'friends' are really interested in you! Also, it enables you to compare your ratio to your friends'.

A typical L/F ratio lies somewhere between 3 and 20

Wow she has a really high L/F ratio! No wonder with a picture like that!

by Driver2 November 29, 2015

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L BOZO+ratio

people use it when they are packing someone L means loser bozo means stupid ratio means going out to anyone else

IMAGINE GETTING PACKED COULDNT BE ME L BOZO+ratio

by L BOZO GET PACKED January 19, 2022

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Hand to shaft ratio

form of measurement;

Comparison of shaft length and hand-size in a formula for measurement of penis size;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis shaft and the hand gripping it;
the quantitative relation between a penis and a hand;

the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis and a hand.

He said he's a solid 8 inches and sent you a picture? Did you use the hand to shaft ratio to determine if this is true?

If you go off of the fact that "a hand" is a form of measurement, based on the width of a grown man's hand, understood to equal 4 inches, you can use the hand to shaft ratio to determine the object size at hand.

by MareBare84 September 23, 2014

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