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'Gary Groundwork' is all about laying the foundation for desired sick leave (i.e. unjustified sick leave). This can involve over fake coughing, forced sniffling or pretending to lose one's voice. This is usually supported by verbal commentary such as 'I think I'm coming down with something'. Expertly performed 'Gary Groundwork' dupes co-workers and draws unwaranted sympathy. Therefore, when you call in sick, others have noticed that you supposedly had certain symptoms and comment accordingly.
Is Melanie really sick or is it just Gary Groundwork
Geez, Melanie is laying on the Gary Groundwork nice and thick today!
Masturbating with your opposite hand, thus using "Different Strokes"
I'm bored of my right hand. I'm going to go with the Gary Coleman tonight!
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The act of passing out on the toilet while taking a shit when you're drunk and leaving the door open so everyone can see your small hairy wiener.
Kaitlyn: I have to go pee really bad!
Adam: Well that's too bad. Garrett's pulling a Dirty Gary in the washroom and I don't think you wanna go in there. Go pop a squat on the stairs.
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A really rich 16 y/o guy who works as a programmer and owns every Apple product ever made.
Guess what? Gary Simcox just bought another iPhone!
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A peadophile who killed marshmallow and then ate him. Could be refered to as a rapist. Watch out he might get you.
Watch out Gary low is going to get you
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the little boy, who is now just a little man, who became famous simply by the saying, "what you talkin bout willis?".
person a; OMG IT'S GARY COLEMAN!
person b; who cares.
person a; !!!!!!!!!
person b; he's just some midget.
person a; WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!?!?
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When a man does another man up the ass and cums inside.
I heard the music trivia guy at the Brass Taps receives a hot gary from his boyfriend nightly, sometimes returning the load via a Manhattan Transfer
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