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Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum

"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."

by Paintbait August 9, 2020


Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)

Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."

by reallifeluper January 5, 2017


Kiwi’s Brother

Kiwi’s brother is a blonde with baby momma issues. He probaly has a son and a hot blonde girlfriend. Im pretty sure he’s from alabama. He always wears an anklet ;).

Your friends with Kiwi’s Brother?”
“No, the hot blonde is my friend.”

by yourdadsaidhey October 7, 2020


charli’s kiwis

an active and famous gc on instagram. charli’s kiwis gc was named after harry style’s song kiwis

charli’s kiwis is the best gc

by hoyeonmelios April 4, 2022


the kiwi line

a line of being near cancelled

named after the infamous KiwiJoe

person 1: the september 11th incident was not all bad

person 2: you're walking the kiwi line

by waffelix May 5, 2023


Kiwi nigga

A nigga who eats kiwi's to get hard as FUCK. kiwi niggas also love to have 10 dicks stuck in their anus.

Person 1: bro! i got raped by my dog.
Person 2: shit, I'm hard as fuck, I ate a kiwi
Person 1: nigga, u a kiwi nigga

by Gorillaglue2419 April 23, 2024


Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.

He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.

by puterhead March 26, 2017