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searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair
girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"
girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
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Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"
Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted
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On to the problem. Busy, occupied with it.
Are you dealing with the packing?
Yes I'm on it like a ferret up a Yorkshire man's trousers.
When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion
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when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised
your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion
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Ménage à trousers is lesbians having a threesome with every pair of pants in the male apparel section of sears
Kaitlyn: Stacy, I think I’m ready to add a third person into the mix..I’m ready for a ménage à trousers
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is
(V.) To rip ass in one's pants (see fart). They come in wet and dry variants. Some dry ones may sound wet.
BRRRAP!
Jeez! Did you just rip a trouser tornado?!?
Yep! And it was wet!
Go back to the apartment and get some new underwear!