A nigga who eats kiwi's to get hard as FUCK. kiwi niggas also love to have 10 dicks stuck in their anus.
Person 1: bro! i got raped by my dog.
Person 2: shit, I'm hard as fuck, I ate a kiwi
Person 1: nigga, u a kiwi nigga
a line of being near cancelled
named after the infamous KiwiJoe
person 1: the september 11th incident was not all bad
person 2: you're walking the kiwi line
When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.
He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.
Eating kiwi is when you eat a juicy pussy that isn't completely shaved
Yeah I was eating kiwi the other night while I was at her place
When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch
“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”
a soundcloud rapper from new zealand
any song by lil kiwi makes me wanna hit the griddy
Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention
“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “
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