A person that fakes being a stoner on the internet to look cool.
Jack: I AM SO HIGH MAN
Bill: STFU you e-stoner
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Becoming sick from another's germs by hitting and then passing a bowl or joint
"i think im getting sick"
"yeah man its probably the stoner flu."
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getting the sniffles after heavy use of cannabis either caught from passing joints or the lack of vitamin c attributed to weed smokers
whats wrong with you man
ah man Ive got another stoner cold that's the second one this month
An equal exchange between two objects that have a significance to two or more people who are smoking weed at any given point in time.
A joint offered for a soda
A bong for a taco
A blunt for a beer
etc.
Billy offers a soda to Michael. Michael accepts the soda and offers Billy a joint. Billy accepts. A Stoner Trade has just been initiated.
The process of shuffling playing cards(i.e. UNO cards) by dealing the cards into four piles and then combing all four piles of cards. This is the easiest way to shuffle while under the influence of some mary jane, but it is effective in all situations.
Person 1: "I'm too f**cked up to shuffle these cards!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"
The act of all of the stoners huddling together to keep warm during the winter while they smoke outside the school yard.
Look at all of the Stoner Penguins!
The March of the Stoner Penguins.
Only the most elite members of society, who can be identified by their clear love for weed. The people who come to school or work looking high as fuck, like they just woke up from a year long coma.
Jim: Ayo Matt, look at Mason over there looking high AF. Ms Nelson boutta take his ass to the principal.
Matt: Nah, don't worry Jimbo, he's Stoner Crew, he can take care of himself just fine.