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e-stoner

A person that fakes being a stoner on the internet to look cool.

Jack: I AM SO HIGH MAN
Bill: STFU you e-stoner

by ColonTapps April 8, 2006

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stoner flu

Becoming sick from another's germs by hitting and then passing a bowl or joint

"i think im getting sick"
"yeah man its probably the stoner flu."

by lyo August 15, 2007

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stoner cold

getting the sniffles after heavy use of cannabis either caught from passing joints or the lack of vitamin c attributed to weed smokers

whats wrong with you man

ah man Ive got another stoner cold that's the second one this month

by cosmic-rolley September 11, 2013


Stoner Trade

An equal exchange between two objects that have a significance to two or more people who are smoking weed at any given point in time.

A joint offered for a soda
A bong for a taco
A blunt for a beer
etc.

Billy offers a soda to Michael. Michael accepts the soda and offers Billy a joint. Billy accepts. A Stoner Trade has just been initiated.

by Scrabble Bitch May 31, 2010


stoner shuffle

The process of shuffling playing cards(i.e. UNO cards) by dealing the cards into four piles and then combing all four piles of cards. This is the easiest way to shuffle while under the influence of some mary jane, but it is effective in all situations.

Person 1: "I'm too f**cked up to shuffle these cards!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"

by NewYorkHippy August 21, 2015


Stoner Penguin

The act of all of the stoners huddling together to keep warm during the winter while they smoke outside the school yard.

Look at all of the Stoner Penguins!

The March of the Stoner Penguins.

by I am seriously bored right now October 17, 2012


Stoner Crew

Only the most elite members of society, who can be identified by their clear love for weed. The people who come to school or work looking high as fuck, like they just woke up from a year long coma.

Jim: Ayo Matt, look at Mason over there looking high AF. Ms Nelson boutta take his ass to the principal.
Matt: Nah, don't worry Jimbo, he's Stoner Crew, he can take care of himself just fine.

by Strudelgod2001 September 7, 2020