Exodus 90

I still think it's some cult shit.

Hym "I mean, the sales pitch is 'we've helped men get off their phones' but.... Jordan... YOU ARE THE PHONE. If you care so much about how much time people are spending on their phones.... Why don't you just leave!? That's 6 million people you can help get off their phones in one fell swoop! AND they won't have have to pay the exodus 90 people. You save them money and get them off their phone. I mean... Yeah. Just leave the retard sex cult if you don't like what they're doing. Ooooh right the shit you say is for the "not yous." Where's Ye at dawg? I thought you were going to have him on... er... Ye I mean. Not ME Hym but Ye him."

Taking a 90s Shit

Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.

Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill

rule of 90

The rule of 90 is referring to the appropriate number of certain things you'd need if a civil or worldly crisis were to occur and you'd be put into a survival situation.

For instance if a zombie apocalypse were to occur through the rule of 90 you'd need food to last atleast 90 days, a fire arm with atleast 90 rounds of ammunition, water to last 90 days and a map which shows atleast 90 miles squared of the surrounding area.

Again if you survived a plain crash through the rule of 90 you'd need to find supplies to last 90 days, you'd wait by the crash sight for 90 days to be rescued, when setting up a shelter you'd set it no more than 90,000 metres away from the crash sight.

And so on