window tap

Going on the social media of somebody whose attention you want to get and like three of their less recent pictures to show your interest in a somewhat subtle way.

Dude 1: so did you DM her?
Dude 2: nah, that’s way too aggressive. I went with the window tap: much more subtle

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Tap it for stats

some hoe that you would root just for the sake of getting a root. ie pretty average but rootable.

Q. What do you think of that broad bro?
A. Yeah i'd tap it for stats

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Somalian tap

Upon ejaculation inside the rectum, the seminal fluid mixed with the fecal matter proceeds to slowly drip out of the anus, similar to that of a Somalian tap

Dude her ass was dripping like a Somalian tap

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this is spinal tap

U FOOL spinal tap is a ROCKumaentary (rocking documentary) AS WELL AS MOCKumentary (mock documantary) ANYWAY...Spinal tap is BRILLIANT! meat too big for the sandwich, cucumbers in tin foil in the pants....remote guitar amps that pick up airline signals, a gig at a puppet show, a 3 piece guitar solo.From the 18 inch stonehenge to the amp that goes to 11. pure rock genius....

"Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em")

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Root tap

A flick, thump, or quick strike to the genitals of a relaxed, distracted, or otherwise inattentive male companion.

"Hey, Jake?"
"Yeah?"
"ROOT TAP!"
"AUGH You Fucker!"

tap strafe

Tap strafing is an Apex Legends advanced movement technique performable in Apex Legends which allows you to make a 180-degree turn on a dime and completely change direction mid-air.

Woah dude! That guy just tap strafed!

goo tap

in reference to male genitlia penis

Man, I can't wait for tonight. Billy's going to let me drink straight from his goo tap