add

person who likes to add multiple guys on Snapchat, but they never ever reply back

“ omg that girl is such an add”

ADD

the state of being unemployed : involuntary idleness of workers; also : the rate of such unemployment

Receiving Checks for being laid off from your job, unexpectedly.

Fawzia: "So I get free hawaii vacation yeah ?"

Government: "This is not a hawaii vacation Fawzia Ahmadi"

Fawzia: "No, I already know dont lie, I'm going to Hawaii and Mexico, to go tan"

Government: " Oo kussy !! Chi guftem ta?! Yak Hawaii Mawaii nasta!! Biskulon vacation macation dega!!"

ADD: Unemlpoyment

add

it’s literally basic math.. why’d u have to look this up?

this just doesn’t add up.

Add

You are a sexy ass daddy

Help me step bro or should I say daddy :)

ADD

Attention dick disorder

I think my girlfriend has ADD, all she wants to do is have sex

Hobby ADD

The inability to remain focused and adequately amused on one hobby at a time.

Man, I'm selling my DJ stuff - I hate Hobby ADD!

Add Purpose

When you make a purchase, and you get rewarded with money to invest into impact, and then you get rewarded AGAIN with money back to spend with your favorite brands.

I'd have to be stupid not to use add purpose, that's basically like throwing away money.