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Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape

My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years

by Teachers-names-endme January 2, 2024


Agents of shield

Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.

“ Wait you like agents of shield
yasssssssss
“ ok yeah we BESTIESSSS “

Xxx

by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021


Multiverse agent magnet

Someone the multiverse agents are always after.

That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021


Project Moon sleeper agent

Fans of games made by indie developer Project Moon that will appear almost anywhere if one of their triggers is said or featured otherwise, examples include but are not limited to:

Red mist, name of a prominent character
Ideal, prominent theme for a story
A black mask covering someone’s entire face, a reference to another prominent character

Despite Project Moon having a statistically smaller fanbase compared to larger fandoms, sleeper agents will arrive in large numbers almost anywhere if any trigger is detected.
The name Project Moon sleeper agent comes from the fact that these persons will activate a set of behaviour when specific triggers are triggered like any sleeper agent and are fans of Project Moon, therefore Project Moon sleeper agents.

Person 1: Grr I’m so angry at person 2 I’m going to turn them into a fine red mist.
Sleeper agent 1: Bait used to be believable- holy shit is that the Red Mist.
Sleeper agent 2: The red WHAT?
Person 3: Oh the Project Moon sleeper agents are here.
Sleeper agent 3: Everyone get in here: summon a limbillion Project Moon fans

by Xavagery May 7, 2024


Agent's Assistant

A person who can't seem to know their life purpose no matter how many times they try to look at it.

My agent's assistant is dumb. She want's so much money, her ass can't even make a dime without me!

by WhoKares June 13, 2020


Agent Nebraska

A complete faggot. He can't fight worth a shit and his only redeeming factor is his ghetto ass AI that makes him trigger his inner black man.

Have you seen Agent Nebraska lately?

Nope. Check Compton.

by My Name is Nothing October 6, 2017


Special Agent Cucky

An up close and personal view of a late night cucking, involving the cuck on their back watching and tongue assisting their partner/wife whilst getting slapped in the forehead with a pair of sweaty balls, around the same time the bull explodes inside the recipient.

During a dinner party, Shawn was subtly labeled Special Agent Cucky as an inside joke between the trio, insinuating he liked to investigate closely while his partner got pumped full of cum.

by Tiggie Bitties May 5, 2023