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Aggressive Dyke

An animalistic, stocky dyke that inhabits crowded areas, stalking all other female forms, and can scan you from head to toe in one glance. The typical aggressive dyke can vary in size, but the one constant, is their regalia. The aggressive dyke dons a tattoo starting at the shoulder and ending at the bottom of the earlobe, while only having her left ear pierced (usually on the same side as the tattoo), "complimenting" a tank top and an open flannel with pumas. If you are to encounter an aggressive dyke in their natural habitat, scat.

"Omg, did you see how Wendy watched me from across the bar? That's an aggressive dyke."
"We have to get out of here. That's an aggressive dyke, and I'm scared."

by rose riffle September 27, 2020


Gassive-aggressive

A passive form of gaslighting; presenting as a victim or martyr in order to manipulate or coerce another/others for personal gain or influence.

Even though Debbie clearly hates Pete's friends, she always asks him why he doesn't include her when he makes plans with them, which is a gassive-aggressive ploy to guilt him into making future concessions whenever she wants her overbearing parents to visit and stay with the two of them.

by poopooOU812 May 21, 2023


Gassive-aggressive

A passive form of gaslighting; presenting as a victim or martyr in order to manipulate or coerce another/others for personal gain or influence.

Even though Debbie clearly hates Pete's friends, she always asks him why he doesn't include her when he makes plans with them, which is a gassive-aggressive ploy to guilt him into making future concessions whenever she wants her overbearing parents to visit and stay with the two of them.

by poopooOU812 May 21, 2023


Scholarly-Aggressive

of or denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by indirect resistance to the demands of academia and an avoidance of direct confrontation, as in procrastinating, pouting, or pontificating from your ivory tower.

Dr. Rye responded to the shock of university politics by binge watching The Chair on Netflix and sending scholarly-aggressive emails to her department about how back-door deals shouldn't be required to get custodians to clean the practicum site or to have working computers.

by Mati Allin January 3, 2022


Scholarly-Aggressive

of or denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by indirect resistance to the demands of academia and an avoidance of direct confrontation, as in procrastinating, pouting, or pontificating from your ivory tower.

Dr. Rye responded to the shock of university politics by binge watching The Chair on Netflix and sending scholarly-aggressive emails to her department about how back-door deals shouldn't be required to get custodians to clean the practicum site or to have working computers.

by Mati Allin January 3, 2022


aggressive mopper

A guy named Matthew that uses a swiffer mop to clean tables and hits people in the face and stomachs without realizing it.

Matthew is an aggressive mopper.

by ibxwigiwoi September 14, 2020


aggressive form of stupid

a form of stupid that comes on so suddenly there is a very small chance of becoming un-stupid

Bill: My X wife has an aggressive form of stupid...
Fred: Bummer Bill.

by ksmoothone December 30, 2016