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The Ahmed Effect

Having sexual intercourse with “Ahmed” and not being able to walk after the fact.

I had sex last night. I fully feel The Ahmed Effect…He fully put Ahmed Effected me.

by Jayjoe132 May 26, 2024


naleye ahmed

Naleye Ahmed is a subclan of reer darawiish

she's naleye ahmed

by readyforthemoon55 August 10, 2020


Yusuf Ahmed

the best person ever. he’s a bit loud and can be annoying but has a massive heart and only has your best intentions in mind. usually comes up with dark, complex plans that have good outcomes. a true anti-hero and a perfect man. he’s also praised for his rugged good lucks. he is however a massive heart throb and a huge simp. don’t be surprised if he steals you girl ;)

“Yusuf Ahmed has such an odd personality but i love him

by Queen Of Thorns February 10, 2022


Ahmes

This name derives from the Ancient Egyptian “Jˁḥ msj > Ahmose”, meaning “born of Lah (god of the moon in ancient Egyptian religion)”

Ahmes the great

by Yabeeeee November 24, 2021


Ahme

Ahem... but cooler

"Ahme, sir, but thine fresh pigs urine has gone cold."
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"

by Great Northern 1147 January 1, 2024


Mubashir Ahmed

A year 9 pedo who gets bummed

He is an mubashir Ahmed.

by Mubashir Ahmed January 11, 2020


Baby Ahmed

A soft marshmallow like textured child that likes baby shark.

I ate a marshmallow it tasted just like baby Ahmed.

by Babyahmed January 17, 2021