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someone who thinks bat is swagger
"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"
He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.
Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.
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One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
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Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
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nutsa gagua.
hey who is an amazing girl who should have a bf?
nutsa gagua ofc
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"Man, This is a totally amazing idea to flip people off! To the haters!
A beautiful lesbian who is SUPER soft and intimidating at the same time and is loved by their best friend so much
My best friend is the Amazing Brinkley