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He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.
Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.
One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
A sister of your bro who loves getting fucked by their friends
Aran sister is a Ruthonda with an amazing bunda
Hey! You! Yes you! The person reading this! I just wanted you to know YOU are amazing! YOU are beautiful! You are unique in your own special way. No matter how hard life is right now, you always continue to shine. Ignore whatever anyone says, you are perfection. Now go outside and be perfect.
The Person Drinking This Cup Is Amazing
Hey! You! Yes you! The person reading this cup! You need to know that YOU are beautiful! YOU are amazing! There is nobody just like you. You are beautiful and unique in your own way. Even when life is getting you down, you still manage to shine. No matter what anyone says, you are amazing. Taylor Swift is quaking. Now go outside and be perfect, you litter star.
The Person Drinking This Cup Is Amazing
As I look back on my past relationships, there is one person who truly stands out as the best soulmate I've ever had. From the moment we met in high school I felt an instant connection. Here are just a few reasons why this person was so special.
Thoughtful gestures: Lev Moore had a knack for surprising me with the most heartfelt gestures. Simply remembering the smallest details about my life, lev always went the extra mile to show how much this person truly cared.
Unconditional support: No matter what dreams or aspirations I had, he was always there, cheering me on every step of the way. When I doubted myself and the support during both my triumphs and challenges.
Great listener: One of the most important qualities was the ability to truly listen. Lev never dismissed my thoughts or feelings, but instead, embraced me with empathy and understanding.
Sense of humor: Laughter truly is the best medicine, and he knew how to bring out my giggles even on the toughest days. We had a very strong bond Lev and I. I wish things could have worked out in the end.
Constantly thinking about this person bring me joy, happiness, and I know we are soulmates.
Lev Moore (Amazing Friend) is an amazing person with amazing qualities