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someone who thinks bat is swagger
"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"
He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.
Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.
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One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
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Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
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The type of Dad that can show you just how much he loves you even though he is in heaven. Every step you take he is still with you and looking out for you no matter what comes your way. The type of Dad whose presence is always felt close by no matter where you are in life.
Emotions filled the room from everyone in it…. The lights flickered out of nowhere. She spoke aloud calling out to him “Amazable Dad I know your there”. A peace came over her and she knew it was time to leave the chaos surrounding her.
A rear end with immense gams. See BLG Ian.
“Wow look at that amazing ass. I wonder who it belongs to?”
“Why Ian from BLG of course”
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A sister of your bro who loves getting fucked by their friends
Aran sister is a Ruthonda with an amazing bunda