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A no-win situation in which the only way to possibly have intercourse with a woman is to submit to her ridiculous demands. Once the man submits, the woman considers him a pussy, and labels him un-fuckable.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't believe that guy is putting up with all of that bigitty bitch's bullshit. "
Guy 2: "Well, it's his only chance of ever getting laid."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she's just gonna label him un-fuckable if he gives in."
Guy 2: "What a Pussy-22!"
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National deepthroat day
On this day you better find you a man and swallow that dick as far as it can go. You're welcome boys.
"I'm so excited to get home to my baby mama"
"Im not surprised, it's 22 July"
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A catch-22 is not a situation in which both choices lead to undesirable outcomes. That is called a lose-lose or no-win situation. A catch-22 situation CAN be a lose-lose, but it could also be a win-win or win-lose.
A catch-22 situation is one in which the solution is impossible given the cyclic nature of the premises.
The logic is as follows:
1. If X, then Y and Z
2. If Y, then not Z
3. Not Y or not Z
4. Not Y and Z
5. Therefore, not X.
Many people use this logical terminology as commonplace vernacular while using it incorrectly and not understanding the origin.
1. If a person is excused from flying, that must be because he is both insane and requests an evaluation.
2. If a person is insane (I), he should not realize that he is, and would have no reason to request an evaluation.
3. Since an insane person would not request an evaluation, it follows that all people must either not be insane, or not request an evaluation.
4. Since all people must either not be insane, or not request an evaluation, it follows that no person is both insane and requests an evaluation.
5. Since a person may be excused from flying only if he is both insane and requests an evaluation, but no person can be both insane and request an evaluation, it (therefore) follows that no person can be excused from flying.
This is the logical argument and substituted form of a Catch-22.
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It’s bully a josh or John day.
And they can’t fight back or else they owe you money
Oh no it’s November 22 you know what that means
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national slap a boy in the face day
girl: watch out imma slap you
boy:but why?
girl: because december 22 is national slap a boy in the face day duhh
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Someone: you look different and weird today.
Me: it’s national be a bum day so I look like a bum it is May 22
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This day a kid named Parker was born and if you were born on this day u have freedom to do whatever you want for the rest of your life.
Him: why is March 22 so important?
Me: because our friend Parker was born
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