Handsome Andy

A "Handsome Andy" is a pressed ham with a twist. First, one presses his bare buttocks against the window of a moving car. Second, he flips the bird to another car. Third, he places "the bird" (i.e., his swear finger) into his anus, thereby achieving a "Handsome Andy."

Carl: That trucker is driving like a maniac. Should I give him a pressed ham?
Susan: Why don't you be a man for once, Carl, and give him a Handsome Andy?

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Andy Wirus

Andy Wirus is the way indian scammers pronounce anti-virus.

Person 1: *Calls indian scammer without realizing*
Person 1: Hello, I went to this weird website and it said to call this number
Scammer: Yes, yes, yes, go to this website and install this andy wirus sostware

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hot andy

when a girl gives a guy a hand job...with hot sauce

opposite of a cool randy(see cool randy)

man,my cock smells like buffalo wings,that girl can give a mean hot andy

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andy dick

A guy with absolutley no fans.

Upon searching a UD definition for "andy dick" I did not find any. Lol

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andy warski

A anti SJW youtuber who is famous for his ugh.

"Hey did have you seen Andy Warski?"

"That guy who does that ugh?"

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mexican andy

An acne-filled stream sniper featured in the Ice Poseidon show on YouTube.

Mexican Andy is a pizza-faced leech.

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Andy Samberg

A cast member on SNL who was made popular by his digital shorts such as Dick in a Box, Lazy Sunday, Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, Like a Boss, and the new sequel to Dick in a Box, Motherlover.

He was also the star in the movie Hot Rod, and had a role in the movie I Love You, Man.

He is one third of the comedy troup The Lonely Island with his childhood friends Akiva and Jorma.

Andy Samberg is hilarious and probably one of the sexiest men alive.

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