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When you have every intent of doing something but duty (doodie?) calls
Sorry I missed my song, I had Anus Interruptus. If I tip you $5 can I go on next?
When you bleed out of your ass
Hey Paul, I had too many hot wings last night and now I’m having an anus period!
The act of sucking in air via the butthole, and forcefully expelling the air out of the anus in the form of a fart. The buttocks is normally raised in the air during the process and excessive anus burping may result in sharts.
Look at that guy anus burping.
A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.
"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"
When your farts are so violent they sound like an A-10 over your friends mic.
Aiden: He dude
Friend:Yeah?
Aiden:(farts so hard his ass hurts)
Friend:the fuck was that anus blaster
One who fucks an ass so hard it becomes mangled and broken.
Girl:Jimmy and I tried Anal last night, he's a real Anus Mangler!