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International Drop Kick a Rapist day
“Hey man, how are you celebrating April 9th?”
“Disrupting a church ceremony.”
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National punch a rapist day. If you see anyone who is a rapist, makes rape jokes, or doesn’t condemn those who’ve made unwanted sexual advancements toward ANY gender then you have a free pass to punch them right in their ugly mug... or give them a flat tire, whichever works.
Broseph: Why’d you punch him/her in the face?
Brojamin: Because is April 24
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20 april is the day that you and your friends are getting high. Seems crazy I know but yeah so in 20/4 you are getting high
High= smoke high
Crazy= locko
20 april= get high day
April 23 is the day you draw your favorite person as Garfield! Doesn't matter if you have any artistic skill or not, JUST DO IT!
Person: hey babygirl, its April 23, y'know that that means..
Boy: what doe's it mean?
Person: just hand me a pencil, ill surprise you. You like Garfield, right? ;-)
this day is national revenge against people who have experience being raped
its revenge time baby
person: hey you know its april 25th today
other person: omg yea- lets send all the people who havent gotten justice- get justice
April 7th is fuck if ur horny day. The day where u grab ur partner and hop in their Jeep Liberty to have sex.
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April 24 is national Josh day, On April 24 2021 a large group of people named josh all went and fought for the name to be theirs only, it was planned a year before and started in a facebook messenger group chat. In the end it was a hard battle but Little Josh came out as the rightful winner, And all funds raised from this went to Children’s Hospital and Medical Center Foundation which provides medical care to children across the state of Nebraska.
“Bro did you hear about Josh day, That was such an amazing way to cheer up the world”
“Yeah April 24 was gonna be terrible, luckily Josh brought it around”