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Ashton is really fun to talk to. She is the type of person to give you something to smile at. She gives you a reason to smile. A reason to live. She makes your day brighter.
Feeling down
Ashton is here!
“You are so perfect. Don’t let them tell you otherwise” - Ashton
THIS FUCKING IDIOT PIECE OF FUCKING STUPID ASS LOOKING IDIOT BITCH FUCKING STUPID SMELLY IDIOT NINCOMPOOP BUFFON STUPID HEAD FUCKING BITCH ASS FUCKING FUCK FUCK IDIOT HEAD DICK FUCKING IDIOT MADE AN URBAN DICTIONARY ACCOUNT FOR A SHITTY JOKE.
ASHTON IS A REAL FUCKING, how do I put it?, ASHHOLE!
Ashton is one of the best people you will know. Whether she likes you or not she is nice but will talk behind someone she dosen't likes back. She is absolutely stunning even if she dosen't think so herself. Ashton is usually quiet but talks more when you get to know her.
Wow! Ashton is so nice.
Ashton is so pretty!!
Ashton is the guy who falls in love very fast with a lot of people very nice guy but is always using things to compensate for having a very small penis. Overall Ashton is a very good friend but catches feelings very quick and has a micro penis
Ashton is a super good friend that’s why I friend zoned him
Incredibly sexy man, on par with Adonis, George Clooney, and Richard Nixon. Has fertilized many ovulating women ensuring his genetic future and blessing us with more Ashtons
Ashton: Hey
Girl: Give me your seed
Ashton is person that has an enormously fat cock. he can bone any guy/girl in a matter of minutes. hes trash at video games but not trash at bed. he has a thing for enormously young children and likes to play with their saggy yet delicious ass checks
Ashton is the type of person to call you when you're feeling down but not know what to do but talk and sit there in a call with you. He does his best to make you feel special and make you feel like you mean something to anyone. He's a nerd and enjoys talking about memes and likes to scream when he can. Ashton makes you think better about yourself in any case because he tells you he loves you and when he trusts you with his past you seem to love him more. He's a huge guy and will tower over you but he's just a big teddy bear. Whatever you do though...don't touch his hair.
Amy: Sooo... Is that Ashton?
Me: Yeah, he might not look the part, but he's an amazing guy.