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parents who are asian. many times they will push their kids very hard academically in hopes of them having a good job in the future. unlike most american parents who actually have a sense of reasoning, asian parents always think they are right and will not accept any other answer than a yes. anything but an A on a report card means failure at something, even though on the report card it usually says a B is above average. they are also many times more strict than the average white parent, sometimes not even letting their kids go out partying everyday and al most always thinking about how other people are going to judge them based on the actionas of their child. even though they believe that their actions are the best, it is not always the case. although studying to get that 5.0 in school might get you into a good college to get a slightly better job there are many other things that are sacrificed along the way. some of them including social interactions and good memories. the main problem, as i see it, is that they raise their child as they were raised but in a conpletely different setting causing najor disputes.
Asian kid 1 - Crap i have to do homework for five AP classes and if i get a B my asian parents are gonna kill meee!!
ASian kid 2 - dude just relax, its america. if you defy them for too long they'll leave you alone. now lets go smoke some weed and listen to pink floyd.
asian kid 1 - alright fuck this! tis my life mothafuckas!!
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Dan Wang is an Asian Sensation, George Quin is not!!!!
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A gamer who has an overdeveloped brain for video games allowing him to dominate games like DOTA, Counter Strike, Warcraft and Starcraft and more.
(2 Guys playing Counter strike)
Guy 1: Damn! You just killed me again for the 24th time in a row.
Guy 2: Yup. I'm an Asian Gamer.
Guy 3: Ah, that explains it all.
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pride in being asian
asian solidarity
gutsy asians have asian pride and aren't afraid to feel it, know it, or express it
such as the same pride that whites and blacks assume, how is this different?
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One who is white, but is obsessed with asian culture.
(opposite of whitewashed, and similar to wigger in usage)
Dude, Micheal Stone is in the corner reading manga again, he's so asian-washed.
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When a person pays a substantial amount of money for a prostitute only to find that she is actually a transvestite. This is in reference to purchasing an allegedly authentic handbag and discovering it is an Asian counterfeit.
When Curt went to Vegas on business he paid mad coin for an exotic hooker but wound up with an Asian Handbag.
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When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%
Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!
ASIAN FAIL.
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