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Someone who really gets on your nerves all the time.
Diner: Hey kid, do you get many tips, the speed you work at? Didn't think so.
Waiter: Stop being such an asshole!
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Something nobody can truly be because it is literally a hole. Unless they mean nothing to you friend wise.
My Asshole itches
You are such an Asshole
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Members of the American Congress upholding a constitution against popular public opinion and in the face of all common sense.
"Dude did you see the gun control bill got thrown out of congress"
"What do you expect. They are assholes"
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A closeted attention whore who posts terrible childhood pictures of their best friend in order to get "likes" on Instagram and Facebook. When that no longer proves to be enough of a thrill, they create obnoxious fake Instagram accounts using their friend's nickname and post annoying pictures posing (sort of?) as said friend. They're charming, really. An asshole may also be defined as "Allie."
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A two faced, not afraid to steal from their mother, sheep dick remover. Usually found in craven arms but can also be found in Ludlow or swindon. Normally IN A state of skooky dispersition.
Get some sleep and put your mums safe back you asshole
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An asshole is the guy whom a woman takes home from the bar and when all the clothes comes off he is then a different person. He changes into a rogue, inconsiderate insensitive person. He is pushy, bossy and overly aggressive sexually. He has no feelings- or at least no real feelings. He cums inside of her when he just promised he wouldn't. He pronounces his love or care for her then is gone before she even wakes up. He even rifles through her purse while she is asleep and even steals money from her! He is all the guy she thought he wasn't the morning after. She is all regret, because she trusted and brought a guy home who turned out to be a asshole.
ASSHOLE PUSHY COCK HOUND RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT JERK
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The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag
This asshole was sitting next to me on the bus yesterday, he reeked!
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