August 24

You the most funniest and dumbest person ever, you will be the class clown

Wow they are really funny they must be born on august 24

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August 2nd

Anyone born on this day is a natural born god sent from above, far superior to normal people, and has a strong leader instinct. Due to being born under the Leo constellation, these people are more susceptible to becoming conscious and breaking the matrix. This doesn’t apply to all but most are.

“Are you born on August 2nd?”
“Yea why?”
“You must be Jesus reincarnated.”

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august 12

a day where the shrek babies are born

lillians birthday is august 12

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August 1

The day where the most cute boys are born. AKA August 1st

James: Nick, why are you so cute?
Nick: I was born on August 1st DUH

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August 4th

National Eat booty day

Tim: Angelica its August 4th
Angelica Ok

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August 5

National Smack ass day🤤

Bryce:Wassup Ni’Leah

Ni’Leah:hey bryce

Bryce:You know what today is?
Ni’Leah:uhh...August 5
Bryce:Yea but it’s National Smack ass day 🤤

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August 15th

The day everyone has to be nice to each other.

Tomorrow is August 15th.

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