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The Wisest Speech Ever Given
Senator Fatima Payman: To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping, not just now but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said "there'll be no Fanum Tax under the government I lead". They're cappaholics! They're also yappaholics! They yap non-stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They tell us that they're "locked in" on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brainrot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14. If that becomes law, you can forgor skull emoji all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort. Chat, is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he's the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he's the CEO of Ohio! I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA's Gyatts and Services Tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more aura. Skibidi!
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hola como estas muy bien y tu yo no vivo en Australia si muy feliz
hola como estas muy bien y tu yo no vivo en Australia si muy feliz
A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).
Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”
Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””
Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”
Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”
A "Veteran" Motorcycle club based in Sydney Australia that consists of a group of civilian crane drivers parading as veterans and a very small number of actual veterans who spend their weekends pretending to be outlaws, snorting money raised for charities and cheating on their wives.
Their activities include scamming the public by pretending to raise money for a veteran cause (The Sydney Veterans Lodge) which is actually a motorcycle clubhouse where a plumber who pretends to be a commando veteran does cocaine with his real bikkie mates.
"Hey is that a group of bikkies?"
"Nah that's just those losers from the Infidel MC Australia on their way to buy some cocaine".
"I heard the Infidel MC Australia was a veteran motorcycle club?"
"Nah they are just a bunch of crane drivers parading as veterans for clout".
Noun/ Adjective
Referring to outdated ideologies that contribute to discriminative and destructive behaviours, attitudes, beliefs, policies, systems and/or societal structures.
First usage, Noun:
As recent as the 1950’s, Aboriginal people in Old Australia were not permitted to walk among society without a white person accompanying them unless they carried a license to do so.
Second usage, Adjective:
“that cowboy culture of misogyny and gaslighting is so Old Australia”
Similar to America Fuck Yeah but Australianised or Australianized I can't spell but alright
Keep your guns!!!! we have our queen!!!!
Australia Fuck Yeah!!!!