Redneck Birds

Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.

Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!

Side Bird

Sexual position for less capable men. Much like the side dog but a less aggressive version. Preferred by decades long married couples. A position a Reverend might use.

Side bird took pressure off Rev’s back making it easier for him to perform.

Bird

The ability to draw like souls

I was minding my own business and then I was her Bird

ikea bird

the best fucking parrot out there. also known as klaus

ikea bird and sven secretly fucked in the boat while pewds was building jöergen 2 memorial

seriously, did no one notice?

Guilty Birds

When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute

Ahhh man, i had to stay up so late to finish this work that the guilty birds were out, then i felt bad!!

Wooden Birds

An abundance of clothes pins on an empty clothes line, resembling birds on a power line.

Hand me one of those wooden birds so I can close up that bag of chips.

the bird is the word

peter griffin's favorite song

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Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
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