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A driver who is normally a likeable human being until the split second sits behind the wheel of a BMW turning himself or herself turns into a BMW cunt.
I was driving down the road minding my own business when some bmw cunt cut me up.
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The BMW 750iL was a vehicle model produced by BMW from 1995 to 2001. Professionally known as the E38, the base model was the 740i, which came with a 4.0L V8 engine. The next model up was the 750iL, which came with a 5.4L V12. The car is most famously known as the same car Tupac Shakur was shot in on September 7th, 1996.
Friend 1: Hey, I got a new car!
Friend 2: Ah, sweet! What kind?
Friend 1: It's a 2001 BMW 750iL.
Friend 2: Nice! It's a FAST one, that's for damn sure, that!
a piece of crap developed by some drunk janitors at bmw which is known to be over-priced X5 as well as being gass guzzling. It is infamous for its oversized fat ass and is almost as bad as American cars.
dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new bmw X6?
dude 2: No, but I saw that ugly piece of crap chevrolet Camaro on the street.
dude 1: well, this car is just as bad.
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Bad Motorist, Wanker! ... with little or no regard for other road users. This person can only drive in the fast lane magnetised to the rear bumper of another car. They have to overtake everything even if the maneouvre may very easily result in a multi vehicle pile up!!
"Oh look, 100yds to the services, I'll slow down from 120mph while cutting accross three lanes of heavy traffic so i can have a quick slash" or maybe a wank!!!
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Stands for Body Made Wrong. Usually said to an ugly person, making fun of thier appearance.
Guy: You're a BMW
Ugly girl: I'm a car?
Guy: No You're a Body Made Wrong
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A car driven mainly by people from lower social class. They roam the streets with their BMWs to show that they are something. BMW is not match for Mercedes. It would be an insult for a Mercedes to be compared with a BMW, because technologically BMW is way behind Mercedes.
Moreover, they are very ugly and bulky.
1. Don’t drive bmws because it might ruin your reputation.
2. BMW: Bad Motor Work
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