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Baby Yeed is so cute! I love watching him on Disney's The Mandalorian, exclusively streaming on Disney+
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When you ejaculate on someone and all the sperm dies.
She gave me the best blowjob so I put a baby graveyard on her face.
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A pejorative term used to refer to children who wasted their critical developmental years scrolling mindlessly on their parent's iPad or iPhone. iPad Babies are a direct result of neglectful and/or underqualified parents who behave like screen time is a suitable alternative for parenting.
Such children are almost always hyperactive, undisciplined, disrespectful, entitled, rude, volatile, antisocial, emotionally underdeveloped, intellectually stunted, or some combination thereof. The reward pathways in their brain are short-circuited from a young age, leading to an inability to delay gratification or retain motivation. They are also often completely insufferable and quite egocentric, a trait fostered by their overly permissive parents.
iPad Babies have existed for over a decade, but the problem has rapidly worsened in recent years due to the near-collapse of the US educational system and the deterioration of family dynamics across the country caused by COVID-19. Generation Alpha has been hit the hardest, with many young kids lagging socially and academically behind their peers due to inadequate, destructive parenting styles.
P1: I saw my younger cousin at a family reunion the other day. I asked him how school was and he didn't even look up from his phone. Kid wouldn't shut up about TikTok trends and eventually started screeching outta fucking nowhere. When his mom told him to stop, he threw a temper tantrum and started melting down.
P2: What the fuck? What, is he 5?
P1: Nope. He turns 12 in October.
P2: Jesus Christ.
P1: Yeah, it's fucked. The kid's an iPad Baby, through and through. Poor kid. He's insufferable, but it's not his fault he had shitty parents.
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Buttoning every single button on a button-up shirt, all the way to the top, is known as going full baby. If a tie is worn, the full baby is nullified. The full baby option is available for both long sleeve and short sleeve button ups, as well as polo shirts.
There are only like seven people at this concert going full baby, I really expected more.
Hey Edgar, should I go full baby or not?
The full baby look really compliments Cecil's jaw line.
Someone who is obsessed with babies. They become friends with girls who are pregnant or have newborns. They like and comment on anything baby related on facebook, while also posting pictures they took and statuses about other people's babies. They wish they had a newborn of their own but instead just resort to creepin on other's newborns instead.
"Did you see that Tara posted a picture of Alex's newborn when the baby is not even a day old????"
" Yeah, she is definitely a baby creeper"
A baby that is made as a result of cuckolding. When a married women has the child of a man other than her husband.
My wife took a lover that got her pregnant so now I'm the father of a "cuck baby." I had sex with a married woman and gave her and her husband a beautiful "cuck baby."
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A woman (occasionally a man) who isn't a hooker or escort but rather is a sugarbaby with multiple sugardaddy or sponsor that are giving her an allowance for sex. These women delude themselves in to thinking they're not being paid for sex though the men are traditionally old enough to be their fathers or even grand-fathers in certain instances. Once they get a taste of the ease of money, many move from having 1 sugardaddy to multiple, blurring the lines of prostitution thus "baby hookers" or a "baby hook".
Tony: I met a new girl named Crystal last week and we're in an arrangement.
David: Me too! I though I was the only sugardaddy she had, she must be a baby hook