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cheese bagel

A bagel covered in extra cheese found in cheese farms.

Mmmmmmmm, cheese bagels are my favorite!

by May 14, 2014

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oi bagel

a word derived from punk rockers...added with bagel...to call someone an oi bagel.

john is a big fat oi bagel.

by tyler middleton July 11, 2008

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Toasting a Bagel

A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.

"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".

"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."

by nickl140 July 27, 2012

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Breakfast bagel

When a person pours hollandaise sauce or some other breakfast condiment all over another persons booty hole before eating it.

"Bro when I was managing a Mcdonalds I totally breakfast bageled a girl who worked for me in the back office nom nom nom!"

by Big Dog Troy June 15, 2018

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cunt bagel

(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman

Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!

Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.

by Christiano January 9, 2007

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Chooch Bagel

an insult to a person or persons, the meaning can be of anything to become an insult

"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."

by Chooch Master Flex February 2, 2010

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Bagel Dog

A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.

"Mary Poppins and company are making bagel dogs tonight."

"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"

by Bagel dogs for life March 28, 2009

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