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A threat to pull out all of one's hair. Often said by irate mothers.
"Give me that headband before I snatch you bald."
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When a person is in the act of becoming bald or is already bald.
Girl! When is you finna get yo weave? Yo Bald Head Ass...
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The GNOAT (the greatest nonce of all time) Also a synonym for god and Morgan Hudson’s dad
Bald Martin and Stephen Tries like little kiddies
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A young boss who shaves their head bald in order to be more intimidating.
Often of Asian or South American descent, these guys have no real qualifications to supervise anyone but generally married into a business through a business owners sibling. Known for being completely worthless as supervisors, always covering their asses, scheduling recurring meetings they blow off, putting off annual reviews and being generally obnoxious. Much of the time on vacation, skipping work or generally fucking around, these guys are never around when you need them, and seem to always be around when you don't want them to be. They also tend to think they know more than people who worked years in a field do.
Mike: Did you see my damn boss Mark today? He finally scheduled my review!
Pete: No , and my Bald Headed Prick blew off our weekly meeting again this morning, they are probably trying to golf those fuckers!
Mike: Fuck em!
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A super sexy and hot God with Balls the size of bowling balls in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. He is responsible for creating the entire world. Other names for him are the Alabama Slamma and Texas Hunk. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. Bald Asian Man's name originates from his appearance, the Asian in his name comes from him being Caucasian which has Asian in it. Bald Asian Man is the peak form of Masculinity. Bald Asian Man is so strong his bald head reflects bullets and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. Bald Asian Man is a god loving American and you all should be like him except if your a woman because Bald Asian Man is a man hence the Man in his name.
Bald Asian Man is the sexiest cowboy alive.
Robs bald-headed mouse is barely visible to the naked eye.
A middle aged white guy with daddy issues and a tiny penis, so he has to take out his issues on everyone by being an arrogant ass-bag. Usually a racist, but will piss pants if confronted by a black guy.
I saw a bald douche bag in a hummer today.
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