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Porn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves sexually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.
There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.
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The vagina of a female dog.
I'd like to get me some fresh balloon popper.
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When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"
911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"
Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"
911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"
Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"
911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
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similar to a red balloon, its when you crunch the crabs off anothers pubes with your teeth.
girl: hey do you have change for a dollar.
guy: shut up you whore and give me a crabby balloon.
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blow job where john is wearing a condom. Opposite of natural lollipop
"Happy ending massage: $50, balloon lollipop $25 extra, natural lollipop $50 extra.
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when a male ejaculates into a balloon, then, the partner squeezes the sperm into ones mouth.
yo, i gave that bitch a klunky balloon and she took it like a champ!
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When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.
Hey dude, nice squirrel balloon, where'd you get it?
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