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Band Geek

1. Someone who continually talks about band to whoever would listen, whether it is complaining or bragging. As long as it's about band then they're happy.

2. Someone who sits at the "band table" in the school lunchroom with their other band geek friends.

3. Someone who calls the band room their home, and have cried at the end of every school year because when the seniors graduate it's like losing some of their own family members.

4. Someone who knows that the football field was really made for marching band, because they're the only people who do something good on the field.

5. Someone who can turn just about anything dirty because of all the innuendos you can have with playing an instrument.

6. If you had drumsticks you could be entertained for hours by just playing that music you have running through your head.

Band Geek Innuendos:

What position is that?

Do you want to practice tonguing after school?

Don't blow too hard into your instrument.

You need to finger that better.

I could bang on that drum all day.

by bandgeekpoet October 7, 2008

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band geeks

Some of the most amazing individuals that can be found in a school. They do not mind spending vast quantities of time together, or being out in ridiculous weather conditions for the sake of the marching band's show. In a group, they are a force to be reckoned with for causing great amounts of disruption and entertainment.

The band geeks made a duct tape ball that weighed over one hundred pounds, just because they got bored during summer band.

by AriG November 8, 2005

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Band Random

(adj): Band Random, simply put, is the culmination of inside jokes, peculiar traditions, and all of the zany & funny occurrences that happen during rehearsal. Those in band talking about their misadventures will often highly confuse those who aren't in band, leading those out of the loop to classify the subject of conversation as abnormally random. These "abnormally random" topics are therefore classified as Band Random; more random than normal yet not as random as an acid trip.

Jenn: Hmm, Nikki's status says, "French Horn section + foam swords, battle axes, & maces + water gun + bubble tea after rehersal = FUN NIGHT!"
Danielle: Whoa, that's Band Random!

by ILessThan3Band September 8, 2010


marching band

The group of musicians that get more trophies than the football team and they never get recognized

The marching band is having extra practice.

by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 October 11, 2018


binary band

1) a musical group with only two styles of play, "on" and "off;" a band with no variation in genre or style
2) a powermetal band with fast and intense songs that all sound the same

"I used to like Dragonforce, but then I realized that they're a typical binary band."

by Kongress February 25, 2008


lap band

A laparoscopic adjustable gastric band, commonly called a Lap-Band, A Band, or LAGB, is an inflatable silicone device placed around the top portion of the stomach to treat obesity, intended to slow consumption of food and thus the amount of food consumed.

He is really fat, but he is going to have a lap band.

by Sherlock2389 January 14, 2014


Band Homework

When you get to know a band's music well enough that you want to know more about the actual band. Sources include anything you'll find doing a Google search.

Matt: I'm really digging Minus the Bear. I wanted to know where they got their name so I did some Band Homework on the Wikipedia machine and found out...

Dude: Yeah, found out what?

Matt: Hmmm, I forgot. Need to do more Band Homework. I never was good at learning.

by Psych091 March 10, 2011