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batmans mom

non existence

peter123: batmans mom is non existence

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 27, 2022


Batman Time

Going to sleep after 6 am and waking up at 3pm or later

I missed class because I am on Batman time

by Slam7550 May 29, 2013


GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!

A phrase in which you are shook and surprised but also disappointed.

Can also be used when you see an incredibly voluptuous badonkadonk (on occasion lady utters but not sag bags).

Jeret , "My pet guinea pig died."
John, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

*Kate who is built like a pear walks by*
Rick, "GAWDDAMN BATMAN!!!"

by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021


Batman Day

A day that is fucking amazing and you don't know what will happen next. A day with no limits or inhibitions. a day where you may end up day drunk by the end of breakfast or have a great dinner with an awesome bottle of red and then have sex in public. a day anything can happen.

"Wow! I had such a Batman Day yesterday! I had four Bloody Mary s for breakfast, got naked in a resort hot tub, Drove around in a convertible with no pants on, showed off my ass to some cable workers, Made out with a hottie that totally flashed me at work, Ate a steak dinner with an awesome bottle of red , Had sex on a beach and woke up in a bed with silk sheets next to the ocean."

Or

"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"

by Romandell September 1, 2017


Get Batmanned

When somebody's parents are murder or both die unexpectedly.

You're gonna have to learn this on your own son, your mother and I could get batmanned any day

by Areese May 17, 2021


Fly The Batman

To have a good time to the point of forgeting everything else. A referce to the joy of flying a batman kite when a kid. (this reference may not be universal)

I think the defintion is good enough

by Roarke December 2, 2003

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The Batman style

In order to be sexually aroused, the act of killing your significant others parents (doesn’t matter what gender you are, it works as long as they have parents)

“Hey I tried to spice up our relationship so I the Batman style her”

by Defining Guru November 12, 2019

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