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A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.
Preferably with a nail club
Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.
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To fuck the living shit out of her and her pussy might hurt after
" damn tommy really must have beat that pussy good because I ain't never seen you look like this"
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slang for masturbating
Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.
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To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.
He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat
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Overpriced headphones for overpriced phones worn by teenagers who don't know shit about music and thinks its so cool to own them. The worst thing is that apple just bought them.
After borrowing Sepo's Beats by Dre i made short trip to the dumpster and threw them in there without remorse , and proceeded to buy him a pair of Panasonic's for just 7$.... Later that day......
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Sepehr " hey bro can i have my beats back"
Me " they in the dumpster where they belong."
Sepehr " (Detonates Himself) Face Book "Active 2 seconds ago"
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The act of stroking your erect penis with no intention of ejaculating prior to having sex with an intimate partner. Performed solely for excitatory purposes to make the act of having sex more pleasurable when it actually occurs.
The amount of self-control required to avoid ejaculation is not only threatening, but down right dangerous.
Also known as a preliminary pud-pull.
Jim: You planning on hooking up with that waitress tomorrow night?
Mike: Yeah man, I gotta pre-beat the shit outta my junk beforehand.
Jim: I was JUST gonna tell you to make sure to pre-beat, it makes the sex so much better.
A slang term for a song of hip-hop/rap descent loaded with profanity, and whose lyrical content is largely ignorant.
Mike, are you allowed to listen to N-beats with toddlers around?