Ben

Ben is a guy. He is cool. He is very innocent. And he plays phantom forces. And he is mediocre at lumber tycoon 2.

Woah did you see that virgin in those halls now that's a Ben

Ben

Everyone hates this guy. He's the type of guy to suggest group masturbation. He always likes the smell of girl sweat and piss. This is the type of guy to buy belle delphine bath water. THIS GUY is absolutely a cunt and has no redeeming qualities. People who like a ben are being manipulated into his sexual needs. He will milk every single drop of drama he can to get as much attention. Ben is a leeching parasite. He is like the disguisting white in colour mold off of rotting food. He is toxic to the marrow of his bone. A person named ben is like barnacles off of a ship in the great seas.

I am satan but not as rancid as a ben!

Ben

Ben is the sweetest guy ever. He knows how to make you laugh and cheers you up just like that. He is perfect and makes you feel so so so special. You are so lucky to have him and he is an amazing boyfriend and guy.

Girl: did you see how sweet that guy was last night?
Other girl:bruh he must have been a Ben

Ben

An exceptional guy, guaranteed to make you weak at the knees (Achew 🤧) 😳
Ben is an amazing guy, one of the sweetest you'll ever meet. He is quiet though, until u get him alone then he becomes the funniest and cutest guy ever. He gives the BEST hugs!! If you hug him you may instantly fall in love with him! He loves music and will try to make that one girl happy, but no matter what he does he seems hopeless. He is also very shy and even a little insecure at times, but if you meet him you will be one of the luckiest people on earth. A strong silent type, but once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, and very handsome, tender, and gentle, enduring, and an INCREDIBLE love maker. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean - you could get lost in them forever.

When Ben was sliding into home, my knickers were already full of foam 🙀😻💦💦

Ben

A poop-munching guy who has dated half the male population.

Have you checked the toilet for any Bens before you take a crap?

Ben

Smarter than people know, lazier than most, can't dance for shit but can slow dance any day, any mood, loving but not the most attractive, but he's got these great blue eyes that shine like steel. His hair isn't anything interesting, but it's hair. He enjoys sports but he only truly excels at one to two sports.

*in the gym*
(Insert last name)!

*enter Ben*
Ben: Hello folks

Ben

someone who's name is ben is incredibly nice and polite, he probably has brown hair and brown eyes and is 5'4+ this person is very smart and won't take no for an answer. he will go out of his way to go anything for you if you're dating him and if you're his friend, he will be your loud friend. he will be incredibly hot, but no one will notice until they get to know him. lastly, he is a Simp.

material girl #987654345678: that guy is all over his partner!

material gworl #987654345679: he's such a ben!