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A sexual maneuver in which, on the recipient's birthday, the birthday person bends over in the dark. A large black candle is then carried in and "Happy Birthday" is sung. As the song concludes, the candle is lit and inserted into the ass of the person. The candle is thrust into the ass, once for each year of the person's age. At this time "Are you 1? Are you 2?..." is chanted. The candle can then be removed.
"Yeah, it was Debbie's birthday last weekend...We gave her a Birthday Surprise, she couldn't walk right for a week."
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You are hammered drunk and you decide to drop one down, only you find that it happens to be the best damn turd of your young life. It was so good in fact, that you feel as if it was your birthday.
On occasion, the loaf itself refuses to be flushed, enhancing/dampening the birthday effect depending on location.
You are wishing someone happy birthday at a bar, perhaps for their 12:01, and instead of singing the happy birthday song when everyone else is singing it, you yell "take a birthday dump....Jesse Reimer!"
"TAKE A BIRFDAY DUMP" (if ur black)
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happy-whatever reason im giving this small insignificant piece of crap to you.
Should be said with enthusiasm.
person, whilst handing someone else a half empty tube of toothpaste:Happy Birthday
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1. A song sung on someone's birthday.
2. The act of hitting someone with a container full of very hot tap water while they are sleeping or passed out; singing the happy birthday song.
My cousin was passed out on the couch so we filled up the dish basin with hot water and gave him a happy birthday, it was so funny!
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the act of giving head to someone on their birthday, like a birthday present =
rob asked me if i would give him some birthday dome after his party.
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A girl who is celebrating her birthday. She is given special treatment for looking sexy af and partying hard.
Guy 1. Ally is looking super cute!
Guy 2. Ya man, she is the Birthday Girl.
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A guys cum after birthday sex.
My birthday spackle knocked her up.
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