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scrunge biscuit

A scrunge biscuit is a useless waste of space that claims off benefits and lives in a council house. the money they do steal off the government is usually spend on there addictions such as alcohol, drugs and fags

What a scrunge biscuit, steeling our money

by mr.basic December 11, 2016


Ripped Biscuit

Colloquialism with several meanings such as an irritation, a course of action, or even an injury.

I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.

by Grouchalouch March 4, 2017


Flavor biscuits

A synonym of tastebuds.

Please use accordingly.😉

That cake was delicious. It really tickled my flavor biscuits.

That lemon really watered my flavor biscuits.

I’m parched, my flavor biscuits have dried up!

by SimplySammi September 4, 2019


Ego Biscuit

A compliment to anyone hungry for validation, praise, or boost to one's sense of self-worth.

That A the professor gave was a major ego biscuit.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009


biscuit wanker

N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...

N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...

1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.

2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.

by Tranny La Rue September 26, 2007


Filter Biscuit

1) A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don't even look like themselves in real life.

2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.

Damn, I she doesn't look anything like her online pictures. She's definitely a filter biscuit.

by !!!___!!! September 25, 2020


floating biscuit

Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.

Carl just gave me the best floating biscuit, it came out nowhere.

by kombatmuldoon January 29, 2014