blow a load

To come, aka ejaculate.

Dude, I blew a load up Chelsey's ass.

Whoah, I just blew a load.

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Monkey Blow

Extremely cheap cocaine.

Fuck man, why'd you buy a bunch of monkey blow?

DUDE! I GOT SO WASTED ON MONKEY BLOW LAST NIGHT! So what if it took 200 lines?

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Blow and Go

A quickie blow job. Used exclusively for when you don't have time for more scandelous activities.

"Honey, I told my wife I'd meet her for dinner at 6:30, it's already 7:00! Where's my blow and go so I can get outta here"

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blowing wind

When you are utterly disgusted and/or in disbelief you put your lips together and expel wind from your pursed lips making a quasi flatulence noise to demonstrate how you feel about what you just heard/ witnessed.

William: "So I totally banged this ten last night, Giselle quality, if not hotter, seriously"
Michael (blowing wind): "phhhhhhhh! ya right, there's no way you could pull that off......."

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blowing kush

to smoke weed, term used mostly in the washington dc area

dude one: son, why do you look so smacked?
dude two: dude, i was blowing kush for like, an hour.

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blowing leather

When one or more flatus exits your crack to the front rather than the rear, passing over the coin purse and sometimes causing a tickle on the backside of the scrotum (or labia in females); more common in the seated position.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that bowl of chili before the drive to Milwaukee. I've been blowing leather since I passed Sheboygen.

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Blow 'Cane

A phrase University of Tulsa fans cheer, scream, and frantically shout during sporting events and also use in casual conversation. It is in direct opposition to Alabama's "Roll Tide".

This weather is great. Blow 'Cane.

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