when a dude gets oral sex from two or more chicks taking 30 second turns at his peice until he 'fires'... that chick wins... at life...
"Dogg, I took those two chicks home last night and got a russian blowjob. That brunette totally wins at life."
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When a girl spins in a circle while givng a blowjob. in a tornado like motion.
"Shelby gave me the best tornado blowjob, it was so windy."
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The act of receiving oral sex from an individual that wears a paper bag over their head due to their hideously ugly face. Very satisfying as long as the hole is properly cut into the paper bag. Failure to properly cut the hole could result in painful paper cuts.
Mr. Wallet gives a mean hobo blowjob.
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A normal blowjob but with Asians
"my girlfriend is the best at giving Chinese blowjobs"
"oh,you mean KimLee?"
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1. A blowjob given outside in a rainstorm.
2. A blowjob where the girl slobbers all over your junk.
After leaving the bar and before we could even get into my car and out of the rain, she had my pants down and was giving me a Seattle Blowjob.
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Anyone from Oswego, NY who has experienced a winter there probably has experienced this. It happens when you're just trying to walk to class or some other place, and then the massive lake effect wind coming off of Lake Ontario hits you so hard that it knocks you down. It can also be considered an Oswego blowjob when this happens and you are actually giving/receiving a blowjob
Person 1: O damn, it's so windy out, Sarah just got knocked on her ass from the wind!
Person 2: Shit son, that's an Oswego blowjob for ya!
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The act of placing a loaded 9mm Pistol in your mouth and squeezing the trigger, thereby committing suicide.
You hear about Benny?
I ain't seen Benny in a good minute, what happened to him?
Well, Benny apparently decided to get a 9mm Blowjob.
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