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When you get your dick sucked while taking a shit while smoking a big fat blunt.
Guy One: Dude guess what!?!
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*
The act, practice, or habit of performing or participating in a blumpkin in space.
True to her name, Sally Ride was a frequent participant in that variant of blumpkins known as the space Blumpkin - an act made more wistful and gainfully frissonable by the inclusion of vacuum toilets and space astronaut diapers.
A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.
Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.
Performing analingus while your lover consumes an entire meat-lovers pizza and watches TV.
"Our therapist suggested trying new things in the bedroom to spice up our marriage. Lenny wanted to try the chubby blumpkin. It was kinda gross...can I borrow your toothbrush?"
When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.
Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!
Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.
“Bro, Becky hooked it up with a venti Blumpkin Spice last night!”
When you are receiving a blumpkin during a horrible case of diarrhea.
She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.