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an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.
how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
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A Brandon is a stupid guy in your Spanish class who continually makes fun of you for being short when your not and is funny sometimes lol 😂
Omg is that a Brandon ahhhhh runnnnnnn
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a mans you’d want to hit with a bus because they piss you off a lot
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Brandon is a bumb person that gets md at Tom Clancy's Rainboe 6 Seige. he is also bi which not gonna lie seems kinda gay.
"hey where is Brandon"
"he is braking his computer because he just died in R6"
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A tall 6’2 man who is FOR THE STREETS!
Oh, that’s Brandon.. he’s for the streets.
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When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.
"Dude, your cig has a Brandon on it".
"Flick your fucking cigarette dude, it's Brandon is too long".
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Brandon always says fuck Ian it’s bedtime!!!
It’s bedtime ian it’s time for brandon to go to bed
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