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A breakfast buffet consisting of various crunchy flatbreads (like giant Ryvita), cold meats, pickles, pate, jam etc.
Whilst on Gothenbug on business, Sapan and I enjoyed a particularly fine Swedish breakfast.
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The worst quality of something, supposedly food, available on the face of the Earth. Some of the foods in this classification include twat-waffles and cum-cakes. If it were legal the school would literally serve its students rat piss and donkey shit every day.
New Kid: Want to head up early to catch some School Breakfast?
New Kid's Neighbor: Fuck no, that shit'll kill you.
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This describes the act of ejaculating inside your partner prior to them conducting an extended period of strenuous activity like running a marathon or relocating a fish pond.
By the third hour of slogging in the sun, the fluid leaking into their underwear is known as a Spanish Breakfast. It is visual likened to a poorly prepared omelette and the ingredients vary depending on the hygiene of the ejaculatee.
I got home from gym last night and my skants were a Spanish breakfast. Even the dog was gagging.
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1. breakfast pee
break-fast pee (brekfahst)
n. vulgar, yet humerous
1. The first urination of the morning, usually lasting between one and six minutes. Rivaling that of the Austin Powers post-thaw piss, or the Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds II piss.
I just took a 5 minute breakfast pee this morning, I didn't know I drank that much!
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During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.
"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.
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This action involve lying your partner on the breakfast table. This will require an egg. After having her lay on the table, you take the egg & place it inside her vagina. Do not put it in too far, just enough so that it will not break. Next, you put your penis inside her and break the egg. After breaking the egg, have some sex and enjoy the slimy egg yolk. Afterwards, you eat the egg out of her (The egg part of breakfast) and then she gives you a blowjob (The breakfast sausage)
Yummy!
Jimmy: Hey, have you had McDonalds new breakfats sandwich?
John: No, but have you tried Breakfast In Portugal?
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A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a portuguese breakfast.
Nothing satisfied paul more than waking up and helping his mother to prepare a nice portuguese breakfast after a night of drinking.
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