Random
Source Code
Random
when you fuck up but can't accept it so you just post a photo of yourself because you want attention.
Pulling a Brett = Another Brett in the Wall...
3👍 11👎
young centerfielder for the new york yankees (go YANKS!) born in holly hill, north carolina
can do a lot very well and his biggest attribute is his speed (said to be the fastest player in the whole YANKEES organization) but is also a mean fielder and is getting better at his batting.
first major league game was june 30, 2008
had 11 at-bats (not counting walks) before getting a hit but ended up with a respectable .228 BA by the end of the season (considering that he started to play a little after half of the season)
could be considered the yankees' version of jacoby ellsbury
he is also a prime example of why the yankees dont necesseraly need to get all their players from trades and free agency (yea even if im a yankee fan. im not too hot on everything they do, i dont understand why they dont call up more people from the minors, some of the yankees' greates players (ex: jeter, posada and mariano rivera) came from the farm system. but oh well, they got the money so why not.)
kid 1:hey that brett gardner kid sure is fast.
kid 2:i know he'll probably be a really good ball player
kid 1: and they didnt even have to get him in the free agency either!
kid 2: no way! so what the traded for him?
kid 1: no way man hes from their farm system!
kid 2: wow, well that just goes toshow you i guess
27👍 188👎
To shit oneself
"Hi Dave!"
"Hi Alan!"
"I'm afraid I've just had to pull a Brett all over your kids!"
"Don't worry about it, they're piles of Brett anyway"
1👍 2👎
Term of endearment for dog who chews on everything
Hey, who chewed my duvet? Must have been Brett Kavagnaw. Good boy!
1👍 2👎
The actor behind You on Kazoo, possibly the most uncomfortable piece of film ever made. Still an actor to this day, for some reason.
"Hey, I think I just saw Brett Ambler!"
"You mean the kazoo kid?"
"Sure, him."
1👍 4👎
A huge beauty from Canada. Good at hockey and baseball, he is great with all of the ladies. and is going to have a smoking hockey girlfiend named Sarah. He is also very out going and has a loud laugh.
Wow i wish i was a brett kitt
3👍 8👎
The act of sending a dick picture (via text message) to a female in which you've most likely just met/started talking to, not too long ago. This is an alpha male trait that is only done by the boldest men, who have the confidence, the precise angles, and the kind of soul snatching slammer that no woman could resist. This act is usually done by complete surprise, although a warning which is given in "hint" form is also acceptable. Otherwise you might fall into the category of a creep/weirdo.
This phrase is most often used when speaking to another friend about the new girl he's been telling you about. Its is NOT a phrase that women would OR should know about, and shall not be used in a woman's presence
me : Damnnnnn she's fine bro! Did you even Brett Favre Her yet??
friend : Naw, but im easing her into it a little bit right now. So by the time i get home, i could Brett Favre Her just to add as the finishing touch.