Bruce Springsteen

The greatest rock musician ever.

Fuck Tony Danza, Bruce Springsteen IS The Boss!

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Bruce Springsteen

A musical LEGEND from the late 70s and still playing today (in 2015)

I went to see a Bruce Springsteen concert, I almost broke my eardrums when the audience sang the chorus with him

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Bruce Wayne

Bruce Wayne.

(1) Batman.

(2) Slang for "brew swayin'". The act of swaying around after a few brews, or the man who does so.

(1) FACT: The Green Hornet & Kato kicked Batman & Robin's ass -- on the BATMAN TV show.

(2) Andy and Barney like to take Otis out drinking with them, because he entertains everyone with his Bruce Wayne walk, and his Bud Wiser talk. Later his speech degenerates to Bud Wisecracker, and, eventually, Bud Stupider, until he stumbles himself into the jail cell and passes out for a good night's sleep on a vomit soaked cement floor.

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bruce wetness

it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.

"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"

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bruce wayne

A man at home who has rafters or something he can hang upside down from masturbates on himself.

I was home after my date canceled so I ended up "doing the Bruce Wayne"

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Bruce Factor

A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...

"My god we have a lot of broken glasses!"
"Yes. I blame the Bruce Factor."

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Bruce Bochy

A coward demanding pitchers throw at hitters because they can't get them out

Shane Victorino was nailed in the back August 6th and had a benched clearing brawl as demanded by Bruce Bochy

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