on your left

What cyclists say by convention as they pass each other on the road, or occasionally as they ride near pedestrians. It is infinitely more cool than mounting a dorky little horn or bell on your handlebars and squeezing it at every opportunity. It may not be always be strictly necessary, but it is a little courtesy that will get you cred and make you look experienced.

<College student races to class and overtakes a pack of spandex cyclists, but remains silent.>

"On your left! On your leeeeeft!" You gotta let us know! Where are your manners?"

<sound of metal crunching and muffled screams. this guy will not have to say this for a while.>

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left tarded

1) The inability to use the left side of your body well, beyond just being right dominant.
2) Sucking at using the left side of your body to the point where you think the left side of your body is retarded.

Alan: "Dude, you suck at doing those side steps!"
Dylan: "I can't help it, man! I'm left tarded!"

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Left overs

When you smell the food and/or snack of the previous male that they tasted upon cunnilingus.

Rob went down on Coleen and he tasted the left overs... chili cheese freetos

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Left-Wing

opporsite of right-wing, right-wing

Max vs cooper

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left on read

1. to ignore a text so that someone will know
2. to hate someone

I don't know how well things are going with Bret, last night I was left on read.

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left wing

Left wing is a very generic term to describe a political position relative to what is currently accepted as the general consensus. Contrary to popular belief left-wing extremist are as common and possible and extreme as right-wing extremists. If you are left thinking you generally aspire to state-control and inclusiveness regardless of others. If you are right thinking you generally aspire to freedom and responsibility with a few strict rules - life is what you make it and there is no welfare-state to rely on.

Left, center-left, center-right, right - all quite generic terms to describe a political standpoint. Lenin is an example of someone on the extreme left.

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the left brake

what dumbasses think is a brake but is actually the clutch on a car

the left brake is not actually a brake, dumbass

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