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A sex act deemed so perverse that an alternative word (Pinocchio) is usually substituted for the primary term. Performing Canada's History involves nasal sex with a moose, and slaughtering the moose after the act is done.
Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
He's a freak, I heard that he likes to do Canada's History!
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A sex act so horrible that it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup. The details are so graphic it cannot be explained here. However, it is suggested that you use the antlers as a reverse reach around. The Stanley cup might be used as a date rape drug or weapon, and the maple syrup for lube ;). STICKY, DELICOUS, LUUUUUBBBBEEE HA! HA!... lube. Now maybe put that in working order. Its should work. HA! HA! HA! lube.
Lets discusses Canada's history, in my office! HA! HA!... Brace for impact. By the way have you seen my daughter Judy? She looks absolutely nothing like you. Nothing like you, nothing at all. Nada!
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The most deplorable sexual act ever imagined involving a Moose's head, a bottle of syrup, and The Stanley Cup, as outlined by Stephen Colbert.
"Dude your mom just got a big lesson on Canada's History"
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A sexual act I dare not speak out loud, but I will type it. It involves you and a partner, a dead moose or deer, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. First, you take the moose/deer antler and shove it up the partners asshole. Then take the antler out, make the partner take a dump inside the stanley cup, pour maple syrup all over it, then make the partner eat it. Then, take the antlers again and stick it in every hole not filled, and then shove it in forcefully, while they continue to eat the maple syrup covered poop. Then, read to them the World Book's article on Canada, while they have been bleeding and eating there own fecal matter. Then when the cops find the body, you should have written on the wall in fecal matter and blood "CANADA'S HISTORY".
"Awhh man I totally Canada's Historied her last night"
"Dude thats disgusting! Didn't you know Canada's History is illegal? I think you should lay low for a while, you're probably wanted for murder.
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As defined by Stephen Colbert:
a) pure jaw-dropping badassery
b) an undefined illicit sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man 1: Did you have a good time at that party last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah! We got our Canada's History on last night!
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A sexual act involving a man or a woman being completely naked and covered in Maple Syrup ( Must be authentic ) and wearing a helmet with dildo's for moose antlers and charging around in a room with several blindfolded naked people and trying to successfully ..... well use your imagination.
Hey you guys going to the Canada's History party over at Jasper and Wilmas house tonight? Were gonna watch the hockey game after the festivities.
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The sexual act of inserting a maple-syrup-filled Stanley Cup into a woman's anus while the man wears moose antlers on his crotch which he uses to pleasure the womans vagina. All while singing Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie's "The War of 1812"
I've done Canada's History so much, I get an erection whenever I hear "The War of 1812."
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