Carrot Kid

The child at a party whose parents won't allow them to eat the food being served, providing the child with carrots or other veggies to eat while the other children get cake, ice cream, and other sugar-loaded foods.

"I'm not into sugar for kids...but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake." --Tobey Maguire

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high as carrots

The point of being so high that you can no longer function. Everything you say makes no sense and you can’t even describe what is going through your head.

Roger was high as carrots last night, nobody knew what he was saying.

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carrot cooter

a term used to describe a woman's vaginal hair when her hair is red.

i was going to do it with lisa, until my bud mark told me she had a carrot cooter.

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soggy carrot

A sad blowjob.

Carly gave Dave a very unenthusiastic soggy carrot after their second date.

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Carrot fire

A fire that you fuel by putting carrots in the fire

The carrot fire is burning brightly

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Chode Carrot

is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.

Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?

Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots

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carrot muncher

Any skier on a mountain, usually they wear fluorescent one piece snow suits that are unnaturraly tight. They love to cut of snowboarders, and pack their lunches in coolers. Their favorite brands are Gordini, and Salomon.

"Logan check out that queer carrot muncher who just ate shit off that mogul!"

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