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Carly gave Dave a very unenthusiastic soggy carrot after their second date.
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A fire that you fuel by putting carrots in the fire
The carrot fire is burning brightly
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CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.
Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
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To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.
"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"
"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
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is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.
Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?
Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots
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Red Martian Dildo In Male or Female midsection retina which causes to not see for a period of time, which is a prelude to rape as it makes the target more vulnerable
Jeremy, why'd you red carrot me, now I can't see :( What are you doing? UGHH
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Any skier on a mountain, usually they wear fluorescent one piece snow suits that are unnaturraly tight. They love to cut of snowboarders, and pack their lunches in coolers. Their favorite brands are Gordini, and Salomon.
"Logan check out that queer carrot muncher who just ate shit off that mogul!"
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